• DankZedong
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    23 years ago

    Interesting read.

    This is about pineapples. Pineapples. People have to suffer because pineapples make money for a select few. Fucking. Pineapples.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 years ago

      Everything was right and good in the world until some capitalist decided to put soggy pineapples on a pizza, call it food, and mass market it to libs that’ll gobble down whatever “new and exciting” bullshit is peddled by their masters.

      Literally all evil in the world stemmed from this one nefarious act. The seed of darkness planted in the souls of man. Morningstar falls from the sky. The elves corrupted by Morgoth. Babylons fall. The Tower of Pisa starts to lean.

  • ButtigiegMineralMap
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    13 years ago

    Never knew Pineapples weren’t Hawaiian, or that Hawaii had electricity and good healthcare, good info in here

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        3 years ago

        They said Hawaii’s buildings had electricity before the White House, that’s a nice factoid to debunk the horseshit colonists spread about how “backwards” indigenous populations are