• Squished Fly (she/they)
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    466 months ago

    Ayy girl, are you into bondage?

    Because I want to tie you up (to save some space), put you into a box and FedEx you to a more accepting country~

    • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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      116 months ago

      I will accept tightly packed packages. (sadly my Country makes the same idiotic moves in the next years…)

  • Smorty [she/her]
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    116 months ago

    Dear socialpankakemix

    First of, please don’t use these mixes, pancakes are easily made by just a few ingredients

    Second, hiw have I not noticed you here before? I guess because your PFP doesn’t show up in the post for some reason… But your posts are really good!

    I will try to remember your name, ok?

    Also, yes please let’s meet up <3

    • @[email protected]OP
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      186 months ago

      you can show me how you make pancakes, ill try and make one in the shape of a heart for you <3

        • Smorty [she/her]
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          76 months ago

          Unfortunately socialpankakemix and I will probably never actually meet up because of distance :(

          But we might! Because Guten Tag…

          • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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            Guten Morgen, well i just clicked on the profil page and there is an “please adopt me, if not in us” message, so the distance could change shortly.

            • Smorty [she/her]
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              I really don’t understand what you mean by your message. I have now looked at your, socialpankakemix and my profile and looked for any message like this. I didn’t find any… So this funi is way over my head.

              EDIT: Oooh, I see now, you pinged me on the message. I thought you were talking about the profile bio or something…

              • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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                56 months ago

                Her last comment is a request for soneone outside the us to adopt her. Atleast when i click on her profile. That’s why i joked that the distance could change :)

          • @[email protected]OP
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            36 months ago

            you think I won’t leave this shitty country to make pancakes with cute girls your sorely mistaken

            • Smorty [she/her]
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              For real? Ok ok, since I can’t tell the difference between joke and genuine interest, I will try to find something.

              Assuming that you have already talked to your relatives and friends that it makes more sense for you to leave the US and go somewhere less fascist, it might be a good idea to book a flight soon.

              Obviously, I and UwU-Passwort would probably recommend Germany, since the lgbtq+ communities here are pretty strong, especially when you go more towards the bottom left part of the country. Flights seem pretty expensive but that’s probably just the case because I don’t know how expensive they usually are.

              So while I do feel kinda disgustring cuz I’m sounding like one of these weirdos on dating websites like Yeah, come here, to me, in Florida, I can provide food and shelter for you ~ but I do genuinely think Germany and EU countries in general are a solid choice.

              Also, if you’re actually, like as in actually actually interested in meeting up for pancakes and board games, I’m totally down. I have two queer friend and we usually meet up for baking and board games, so the possebility is certainly there.

              • @[email protected]OP
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                66 months ago

                your not disgusting your rather kind, i doubt you would want to take on a whole person anyways, im sure i could find my way over there if i really wanted to, theres plenty of cargo ships i can hop, just gotta pack enough food! but yeah im totally serious i wanna leave this country, but i doubt anybody wants me so its fine.

            • @[email protected]
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              16 months ago

              Mmm, pancakes… group cooking can be fun :)

              Nothing quite like going unreasonably long distances for food xD (I totally didn’t drive 150 miles and back for a sandwich. Yep, never happened.)

      • Smorty [she/her]
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        15 months ago

        Okay you know what? You know what?
        If we can’t meet up irl, I will STILL show you how to make pancakes.

        I will await until I am along at home and then I will make a video and put it on peertube or something.

        And then I’ll message it to you and probably also edit this comment and add the link.

        I know how awful it can feel to eat premade junk.
        So I want to share with you the ways of making pancakes.

        Unfortunately I am alone only very infrequently. Meaning, maybe once a month?(Wow that’s great for my social anxiety)
        I at least want to do this. To do something fun (and keep me going).

  • Maple Engineer
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    96 months ago

    Southern border, right? It’s coming winter in Canada and if 20 or 30 million of you come north you’re going to starve to death or die of exposure because we can’t feed our house that many people. Mexico is a better bet.

  • @[email protected]
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    86 months ago

    If anyone wants a femboy, I’m available and desperately seeking accommodations in Canada. I don’t have many skills, but I’m told my mouth is incredible.

  • @[email protected]
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    66 months ago

    Hey if any hot goth girls want a to marry me to get a non-US citizenship so they can leave the country my DMs are open.

  • @[email protected]
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    56 months ago

    I’ve literally made exactly this plan with a cute friend of mine like an hour ago. 😂

  • @[email protected]
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    46 months ago

    We don’t want you fucking immigrants. Especially weird ones. With weird ideas.

    In other news, there are some pretty famous tunnels into the US in Moose Jaw Saskatchewan that just need a bit of cleaning up.

  • @[email protected]
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    -36 months ago

    What makes you think your neighbours want you?

    They’ve seen what you’ve collectively done.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 months ago

      I’m assuming your from the UK by your instance. This would be like saying that everyone in the UK is responsible for the UK funding a genocide.