Cellardoor
Didn’t your dad, like, stab your mom?
Beautiful.
Fentanyl
Larceny
Latrine.
It’s better than Brick Shithouse.
Fellatia
Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it
Also vagina.
Senility.
hmmm
- syphillis
- rita lynn
- morticia
- arson
- jenni-saidh
- adolf
- brock turner (obligatory)
Morticia is the name of my father’s dog.
I never liked the name but Morticia is a good girl and I love her.
Rita Lee is one of the most important rock artists of Brazil. Not sure that was her name as baby too.
wooow, til! looked her up too!
Odette is a good alternative for the name Omelette
Ephebophilia, ephie for short🤣💀😵💫
I do not want that in my google search history.
Merkin
Melanoma
That’s a couple of characters from Elden Ring and also the current First Lady, right?
Figuratively she definitely counts as that.
Madison - son of Matthew.
Much more active than his Russian cousin, Madisoff
Bed (à la Ben)
Paraphilia
Chasity is an existing creepy one.
Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon’tChasity != chastity
I have met multiple people called Prudence
I’ve at least heard of Temperance as a name, too.
Yes, my point is they are weird things to name a baby because of what they mean.
Those two stand out because they’re actual names. Have any of the others been used as names before?
Pretty sure Goodfaith was used in the past. The last 2 are a Simpsons reference.
Ah, surprised I missed it, then!
Tbh, if I could give my hypothetical child a value, it would be prudence. That’s just reasonableness, unrelated to prudishness. Iirc chastity meant something like humility to people in the 17th and 18th century, which is not something I would want to name a child today, but it’s less creepy than the modern meaning at least.
