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  • @[email protected]English
    0•1 month ago

    If a piece of shit soils itself, does that count as an out of body experience?

    Here’s hoping he gets the absolutely agonizing death he deserves.

  • MochiGoesMeowEnglish
    0•30 days ago

    Ah, good ole mortality. Death is promise for everyone, Putin. Hopefully Trump gets humbled by death’s visit as well.

  • @[email protected]English
    0•1 month ago

    In 2022, the Kremlin found itself in the position of having to quash gossip that Putin had an accident after falling down a flight of stairs, supposedly losing control of his bowels “involuntarily” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels.”

    Dafuq?

    • Lit
      0•1 month ago

      He is known as Mr Poopin Pants for a reason.

    • @[email protected]English
      0•1 month ago

      Putin getting intense radiation poisoning and spending a few weeks literally disintegrating while being kept alive in a hospital wouldn’t be great. But it would be very close.

  • @[email protected]
    0•1 month ago

    Who is the doctor that resuscitated pootin?? Dude, first order of medicine is “do no harm.” Reviving a bloodthirsty despot is 100% fucking harm.

    • @[email protected]M
      0•1 month ago

      I understand the sentiment behind this, but FTR, the Hippocratic Oath is specifically towards patients: to treat them equally with the sole goal of improving their condition(s).

      Hating on one particular doctor fulfilling their oath is misguided unless you want proving you’re worthy of treatment before any doctor will help you to become the norm.

      • @[email protected]
        0•1 month ago

        The hippocratic oath is mostly about paying the living expenses of your teacher and their family and only teaching medicine to their sons, your own sons, and the slaves of both houses.

        The prohibition on poisoning only applies when ordered to do so by someone else. But it does prohibit surgery and abortions.

        It does require medical privacy, which is about the only good thing about it.

        Additionally, the famous “First, do no harm” it’s most known for isn’t actually part of the oath.

  • snowflakeEnglish
    0•1 month ago

    I think it’s cruel to mock anyone for incontinence. He is a monster yes, but we can choose not to be.

    However, no one will be sad about his passing when it happens. No one loved him, nor will they ever. A sad and pitiful existence that will be looked back on in shame by his descendants.

  • @[email protected]
    0•1 month ago

    Easy fix with “methylene blue!”. Please go Google that up. It cures everything! Plus it makes your poop blue. Or maybe it only makes your poop blue and gives you diarrhea. One of the two.

  • @[email protected]
    0•1 month ago

    In 2022, the Kremlin found itself in the position of having to quash gossip that Putin had an accident after falling down a flight of stairs, supposedly losing control of his bowels “involuntarily” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels.”

      • @[email protected]
        0•1 month ago

        Lot of pure white fabric there. Would be a shame if it got brown…

        Oh god. There’s already a drink called “green russian”. Theres going to be a “brown russian” now too, isn’t there?

        I am NOT drinking that!

        • Krik
          0•1 month ago

          You didn’t understand. They are performing a dance from The Nutcracker. In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president.

          • @[email protected]
            0•1 month ago

            In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president.

            You’re right. I didn’t understand that part when I commented. What an odd tradition.

            “Hey, the dictator just died. Better show some ballet to soften the blow.”

            • Captain AggravatedEnglish
              0•1 month ago

              If you’re as concerned with information control as the Soviets were/are, it makes a lot of sense.

              Comrade leader just shat himself to death, or most of the Navy top leadership just died in a single plane crash, or we just blew a nuclear reactor wide open, and it’s time to tell the entire country the bad news.

              • We need some time to come up with and distribute whatever we’re going to tell people
              • We can’t have some peon at some TV station mention a simple fact that will contradict the official truth
              • We can’t allow rumors to spread
              • We can’t just shut down the transmitters because people will assume the worst.
              • We probably shouldn’t broadcast light entertainment or comedy, that feels tasteless.
              • Propaganda reels often have imagery of armies and violence in them, probably don’t want those ideas in people’s heads right now.
              • In fact, let’s make sure whatever we broadcast is extremely obviously not news. Something like a symphony or opera.
              • We do want to play up the nationalist angle, so let’s go with something domestic in origin. So no Mozart or Bach or anything from Western Europe.
              • How about Tchaikovsky? The Nutcracker suite. Runs for about two hours.

              Makes perfect sense the first time. Peak Russia is doing that exact same thing often enough for the people to catch on. “Oh shit the Nutcracker’s on every station, something terrible happened somewhere.”