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I consider his transformation into a double-Christian to be a confession that all the accusations are true. The biggest pieces of dogshit always face consequence mumbling prayers and missives.
Why am I not surprised.
Because he always been super rapey
Charged with rape again, right? Didn’t we-the-people already cancel this idiot once?
I am shocked!..it took this long. Dude has been a creep forever. He has been getting exponentially worse as time has went on.
“Rapist Russell Brand charged with attempted comedy”
It’s always the ones you most expect.
Noel Fielding?
What makes you think of him?
Like Brand has been a blatant huge hypocrite for years (Talking about injustice of poor people whilst marrying in to a massively rich family, for example.).
So Jared Leto.
Fun fact Jared Leto has been to my flat before (i didnt live there yet), took a bite out of an apple belonging to my roommate and left it there. He also signed the kitchen table.
I could easily prove this btw because there is video evidence, but doing so would dox my address so im not going to.
…and some say, to this day, the apple is still there.
She was a super big fangirl of his, so i dont really wanna know what she did with that apple.
you can’t share a photo of the signed kitchen table?
Those lines are also from him and she covered the whole table in clear tape so it wouldnt be washed off. And yeah that triangle thing next to the “2018” is his entire signature apparently.
Ah yes, Martian script.
Yeah, i guess he only had 30 seconds before he had to leave.
But he was so pretty in
fight club!No way, there’s absolutely nothing fishy going on with Leto. It’s a totally normal, completely above board, women only island cult.
what the fuck
This is sarcasm… Or satire - not sure of the differences
So daily news?
oh no, the cult is actually real. this is where my surprise comes from.
But he’s always seemed so sane and stable?
Yeah, this is some of the least surprising news ever
I hope to god you’re being sarcastic
Certainly not the type of guy they would write a movie about an unstable, unpredictable, impulsive, and self centered rock star with him in mind to play the lead.
Him and Diddy both in that movie too…
And that is basically his character in both Get Him To The Greek AND Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Do you mean the same character was the same character? Shocking if true.
That’s because he’s the same character in both movies. Aldous Snow
Ah wow I forgot, I have not seen those movies in like 15 years 😅
I’ve been thinking for a while that people that have a sudden right wing or andrew tate sphere turn are really just trying to get with like minded rapist, or whatever they’re into, circles. Basically networking and putting out signals.
This feels like one of the least surprising news items of all time.
Again?
But but but he found Jesus!
Hard to believe someone who looks like a rapist and acts like a rapist is a rapist.
Right? The guy whose acting range was limited to “smarmy creep with an accent” turned out to be a sex pest. Weird!
How likely do you think it is that he’ll actually return to the UK to face charges? Or that Trump still extradite him?
Well, based on the fact that Trump forced Romanian authorities to give the Tate brothers their passports back and allow them to return to the US, I wouldn’t be surprised if he decides to step in and protect Russell Brand too. He’s a passionate defender of rapists (being one himself) and sex traffickers (having been BFFs with Epstein).
The Tate brothers thing was a bizarre one though. Soon as they landed in Florida they were being investigated again by US authorities and then they immediately hopped on a plane back to Romania.
Yeah but knowing those two they probably have multiple investigations in multiple states, ironically Trump has arguably more ability to influence foreign governments than a lot of the states. So if they did get charges slapped onto them by any one state they’d probably be cooked, especially since it’d be an easy win for any governor to chuck a pair of rapists to the wolves.
LOL, my thoughts exactly.
Okay but seriously… this actually has come up before though right? I distinctly remember there being major allegations against him years ago
In an article from 2 years ago LMAO
Man that’s fucking great.
Haha my thoughts exactly
The moment someone starts going all “anti-woke” you know they’ve got something to hide and they are trying to get acquainted with the pardon-dealing industry.
Yeah. Forcing himself on women was entirely consistent with his public persona, but shifting hard right just to seek cover makes it so much scummier.
The moment someone “gets jesus” it’s time to alert the authorities.
So he’s also into kids?
Nah. It was the moment he turned to Jesus and got baptised I realised he was guilty.
The right wing shift was for the money.