AND he said he wouldn’t love me if I was a worm!
Well, no-one’s getting stabbed in this relationship.
Stabbed seems very bland. I’m expecting fire
Wrong. An astral vampire hunter will stab his imaginary gf in the heart with a wooden stake.
He says I’m the love of his life in this life but she’s the love of his life in the next.
Being the love of someone’s life for ONE lifetime should be enough. After that, all bets are off. OOP, you’re being greedy. Just be glad that you’ve found someone who’s as crazy as you are.
Jealousy isn’t really that abnormal, it’s not healthy but most folks feel it to some degree or another. Whilst I agree she should probably move past it, I’d say (assuming astral projection is real atall, dbout it) being seduced by an other worldly being from beyond time is the true crazy.
And a VAMPIRE at that? Theyr literally creatures of seduction and corruption. I mean common dude! You can’t match the magical, let alone physical, might of a goddamn sub-succubus!!!
My ideal scenario is that she looks back on this and laughs.
Sounds like the numpty with the username Daddys Little Slut here on Lemmy.
Once had someone message me on reddit about buying an album I had posted. Checked out their account to see if they were legit or a bot.
Their post history was FULL of astral projection posts talking about their boyfriend that only exists on the astral plane, and all the conflicts and relationship issues they were having… decided not to respond.
Error: username check failed
