Insert standard They-Live.meme. Sleep, Obey, Consume.

Fuck off, The White House.

The hilarious thing about the white house twitter is this counts as official communication, it must be printed out and stored in long-term records. Students of some future nation will be reading these tweets.

…is this real? Cuz Jesus christ

Fucking delusional…

Totally normal thing for a government to post

Let me abuse you because eventually it’ll be over. You’ll be abused and I’ll be satisfied but at least it’s over.

Punishment will continue until morale improves.

The last White House tweet after the silo doors open vibes.

My brain is aware that this is a real tweet, but it still hasn’t completely registered yet. This is utterly insane.

… rewarded by 1) recognition of your weakness/passivity 2) further abuse & ridicule, and 3) escalating demands.

Wtf.

Said every abuser

Omg, xitter is like wild west. Say thank you to my beatings and you will be rewarded!

“Please wait to be assimilated”