And jack will cheer on the Gaza genocide in a press briefing.
Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it’s insane
AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you’re happy.
I’m predicting 20 months
Psh there’s probably some Jabroni already working on it as we speak
Final shot is Jack Black clumsily wading through a poison swamp, “not again!”
The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.
Yeah, that probably exactly what’s gonna happen. Just make sure to end me before that please.
“Praise the sun!” Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume
I wish “The Studio” was ballsy enough to do an episode about this exactly.
Based af
THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER DOOP DE DERP DEE DOODLEY DERP
Now playing Elle King - The Let Go
(Rob Schneider’s daughter)
You can do it Rob Schneider’s daughter! Sing your fucking heart out!
This summer, unfortunately, Rob Schneider is
going, FULL MAGA.
zoom in on Schnieder doing a goofy face while wearing a red baseball cap as a slide whistle plays and he says “Who’s afraid of the big, bad gays?”
That was unfortunately a Jack Black of a different era. This one abandons his lifelong friend to be as hollywood safe as possible for saying meanie-bobeanie things about trump (as a comedian on a stage that is known for political jokes)
Pretty good soundtrack too.
Yup. Most that you can fault it for, is the mechanics later in the game, which try to teach you how to play multiplayer, getting too repetetive.
Because of course the game had PvP battling with music stages as bases.
I think the main issue people had was it had lot of RTS sections further in.
They weren’t actually that bad, but the demo gave no clue that the main chunk of gameplay was going to be running around issuing orders rather than the basic heavy metal themed hack-and-slash it pretended to be.
I absolutely hate this, but can’t deny that it’s accurate
Well, I know people would watch it.
I did not watch the Minecraft movie myself, no desire to experience a full theater of people throwing popcorn around screaming chicken jockey.
Movie industry is fucked.
i enjoyed the Minecraft movie. i wouldn’t say it was great, but i was watching it with my nephews and had fun. it helped that mamoa and black were clearly having fun doing it and had good chemistry together. (i even play the song “lava chicken” for fun hehe)
I watched it this week, no popcorn was thrown. The movie was a solid 5/10, and was only carried by JB being JB.
I’m still sore about Jack Black being a coward and throwing Kyle Gass under the bus so IDK how much that would help with my enjoyment.
This one. I’m actually w/ Jack Black on this, because condoning violence is never okay, even for someone as distasteful as Trump.
That said, I think it was an overreaction. Maybe there’s more to it and this was the last straw. Idk.
That said, I’m sure Kyle is doing fine.
Not condoning violence against a fascist is rolling over and letting them get away with fascist shit. I take it you think Brian Thompson deserves sympathy as well?
Regardless of whether Kyle Gass is doing fine, it still reveals either a weak character on Jack Black’s part or significant ideological disagreement with my own beliefs. To an extent that I find him much less appealing as an actor or performer.
If violence against a corporate ghoul, fascist, or nazi saves more lives in the long run, it is 100% justified. If Crooks had not missed we’d be living in a much better world right now and far fewer people would be in serious danger.
I take it you think Brian Thompson deserves sympathy as well?
Yes. I think he was a pile of trash (esp. since my company uses his insurance company), but I will only consider violence as an absolute last resort. These types of problems can and should be solved without violence. Unfortunately, those types of solutions take a lot more time and effort, so I totally understand the desire for a quick fix, esp. for those who are suffering.
So while I think Brian Thompson deserves sympathy, I think Luigi Mangione and everyone who supports him does as well. Likewise for both Trump and those who support the attempted assassinations.
significant ideological disagreement with my own beliefs
I don’t see what this has to do with watching a film with him in it. I have deep ideological disagreements with a lot of popular content, but I watch it because that content has nothing to do with that ideological disagreement.
I’ll certainly boycott things that are directly related to my ideological disagreements (e.g. I avoid Nestle products due to their unethical sales tactics in Africa), but I’m not going to boycott something just because someone I disagree with is involved (e.g. I’m happy to use Brave despite completely disagreeing w/ Brendan Eich about same-sex marriage).
Watching a Jack Black film doesn’t impact Jack Black’s public views about Trump’s assassination attempts, the two are completely unrelated. Refusing to go to a Tenacious D concert if Jack Black decides to go on tour w/o Kyle Gass could have an impact though.
If violence against a corporate ghoul, fascist, or nazi saves more lives in the long run, it is 100% justified
I absolutely disagree. The ends do not justify the means.
If we condone violence as an effective means to achieve political results, we’re literally supporting terrorism, because that’s what that is:
terrorism - The use of violence or the threat of violence, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political goals.
If we condone violence as an effective means to achieve political results, we’re literally supporting terrorism, because that’s what that is:
I never said “political ends”. I was reasonably specific “fewer people dying in the long run”.
Do you take issue with terrorism because of the results (immediate deaths + chilling effects) or because it is unvirtuous? Because I don’t care about virtue at all.
I also don’t put powerful people on the same level as a regular “civilian”. When you take on a powerful position and then proceed to abuse the position so thoroughly that you cause mass deaths you might as well be a military general. In Trump’s case, he’s now literally the commander in chief of the US military.
I also want to point out that I don’t even believe in free will and my ethical frame work here isn’t that I simply want to “take out the trash” or seek vengeance. On a purely rational level I want the harm to stop, not to make Trump or Brian Thompson suffer or die. If there is a reasonable means to achieving that without killing them I would be in favor. But failing to find a pacifistic alternative I actually would say it is an ethical failure not to.
Movie is called Dark Souls, plot is Elden Ring. Hollywood on par for the course.
Reminds me of the director Jon Peters who wanted a giant spider in Superman and was shot down. So he got Wild West and put a giant spider in there.
Hollywood does whatever Hollywood wants.
The amount of stupid dumbasses in the comments who’d be willing to watch this rotten pile of garbage is enough to justify why Trump was elected. You Americans are brain-dead fucks.
I’m sorry, I would watch the fuck out of this and I hate souls games.
That’s exactly my point. Keep proliferating your idiocracy, the dividends are already paying off.
Hey, Jack Black is funny. Nobody watches his films for intellectual stimulation, but for a step above slapstick comedy, with surprisingly good vocal solos.
You need to get off the internet for a while man
Even though this comment was not targeted twoards me, I will take your advice anyway.
None of what I said was wrong. You need to get off the stupidity bandwagon.
No U
LOL
StupidBrotherInLaw
Yeah. Checks out.
I love love LOVE it when I get this comment.
I picked this handle for one reason: it’s like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can’t resist making that exact comment and I can’t help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog’s eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.
Hey now… houseplants are pleasant and inviting. This guy’s more like a wet blanket.
Touché!
You must feel smart.
I’m with stupid. Here’s your prescription for grass touching.
This is a repost, no?
Yeah. It’s hard to tell but if you look closely at the formatting you can see this was already posted on 4chan.
You Died
I thought so, but wasn’t sure
