Local man and self-proclaimed “alpha male” Simon Williams, 35, was today spotted scrolling through his phone to double-check what Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and whichever shirtless ‘manosphere coach’ just went viral on TikTok would like him to do next.
Despite declaring himself a lone wolf who “bows to no one,” Simon appears to have constructed his entire personality out of recycled advice barked at him by other men online, including how to sit, how to eat steak, and the correct facial expression to wear while pretending to own a Bugatti.
“He keeps saying he’s an independent leader of men,” said a friend, “but then he’ll excuse himself mid-conversation to watch a YouTube short of a cigar-chomping influencer explaining the correct way to dominate a handshake. […]
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They let you read something like 2-3 articles for free and then, yeah, it’ll show you the paywall - it’s why I include the archived copy when submitting. You can get around it by deleting the cookies for the site in your browser’s data storage if you really want to.
Yeah, I was able to get at it that way. However, you included the “save page now” link, rather than the archive link. :)
Omg, what? I didn’t even know there was a URL for that, so I don’t know how I got it - updated, thanks 🙇♂️