the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now


You have to admire someone who wants pizza at 3am and actually does it from “scratch”. I aspire to be like that. I just eat 45 olives.
This is still making pizza from scratch, you just made some substitutions and cut some corners.
please do not aspire to be like me. for one thing, i was up at 3am and underemployed enough to have time to make this disaster