I was considered an essential worker, and so I toddled off to work every day as usual. I remember while my spouse was driving me in how eerie it seemed with how quiet the city was, and seeing 68 cents per liter gasoline prices was such a shock. The quiet was what really got to me.
My friend had brain surgery for an aneurysm, and every so often she fumbles a word as a result. One day she wanted to say the word lumberjacks, but her brain came up with logfarmers instead.
To be fair most of my managers would agree with calling him that, but we’re not American.
Not perfect, but it’s so nice just to really be yourself at work because you don’t have to impress your manager.
Ha. It’s a bit raunchy.
I love being a union member. Every few years they just negotiate me a better wage. If my manager acts like an asshole I bring my rep to a meeting. My manager tried some shit with me a couple of years ago, so I just filed a workload report and she had to meekly explain herself to my rep and why it wouldn’t happen again and what plan she would put in place to ensure it didn’t. It’s so nice to have enforceable rights.
Right? I kind of jumped at this one.
I think you’re right. It’s so good! Glad you like.
We have a nudist resort not too far from here, but the houses are nowhere near this fancy.
Unfortunately no, it was just a photo from a real estate agent’s Facebook page marvelling at the bathroom.
It is. Half a carpet for whatever reason.
I think this person is a nudist.
He was a shit but gosh everything he wrote is so vivid.
She’s new to me, this was a real banger. Glad you like!
Never seen any.
I find porn really depressing.
I’ve officially reached a stage of middle age where my spouse and I stopped sharing a bed. I do sleep with my dog though, who is very snuggly.
Thank you! I did read these two yesterday as well and you may like: https://bulletin.hds.harvard.edu/two-poems-by-jane-zwart/
All my drawers broke too, as well as the jazz board, twice. Pieces of shit.
A guy came into the clinic I work in wearing a spray paint respirator mask with a beekeeper’s veil overtop, and with dishwashing gloves that he had pulled ordinary latex gloves over. It was wild.