Pouring cola down the escalator

Something scandalous

But how do you feel about McDonald’s Monopoly?

I feel very neutral. But I guess I can’t say I feel completely neutral cause I cared enough to comment

What are they waiting for?

The odds of getting this specific sequence was 1/60,466,176

TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

The world around me becoming dystopian like in The Handmaid’s Tale. Ignorant people laugh at that because it’s fiction but, like all dystopian fiction, it’s based on things that have actually happened in history. There’s little stopping it from happening again. The country right next door to mine is already on the path to it. Some say my country isn’t far behind. There are people in Canada who support Trump

I can’t get over how extremely self-centered a worldview MAGA has that they think white people somehow have more of a right to control North America than the people that were there first. These are the people who don’t see the irony in wanting to move to a country with no immigrants

Revoke citizenship from everyone except the Native Americans

In the show Ghosts, Flower was high when killed by a bear. Wonder if the bear got high

Fun fact: in England, cops don’t even carry guns. Surprisingly, there are other ways to deal with crime

They carry guns in Canada, but I’ve never seen them pull them out and I’ve had a lot of interactions with cops

God help you if your phone battery dies or your phone falls in the toilet

I’m surprised his country is still standing

I bet Trump was one of those people who didn’t understand that a 1/3 pound burger is bigger than a 1/4 pound burger

Hang nails

Where can I get nuclear war insurance?

Reminds me of the movie Hoppers

As a Canadian, it irritates me that my country is so influenced by American culture that people in Canada conflate things happening in the Untied States with how things are in Canada. Not saying Canada is perfect but can we not conflate our problems with another country’s problems?

My aunt is one of those conspiracy nuts who rant about the healthcare system being designed solely to make money off patients. I don’t think it occurs to her that we have universal healthcare

Some guy named Prince Andrew got arrested