Yup.

Writing a thing right now. It’s all pen and paper until I’m ready to publish

Maybe samurai just needed bigger pockets

One must imagine op happy

You gotta roll the r more

hell if i know, i don’t understand pokemons

you want the ones to make your boner bigger, the ones to make your boner smaller, or the ones to make your boner fall off? you know what aisle 2 next to the gummi worms

humans are special though. they’re salty.

it’s not for myself, it’s for a church

look shes fine

that one’s george, that one’s john, that one’s paul, that one’s ringo, and that one’s pete

if you look very closely at lake michigan you can see the lettuce

plintelligence kind of rolls off the tongue but not really

the crows really seemed to like garlic bagels with labne on them.

it’s always onions dude. garlic and onions.

according to my friend who was in houston that day (i was in austin for the first half of the day and yes, it was cloudy) the clouds cleared partway through the day

I got a whammy bar

New idea, combination toilet/egg slicer

Fuck that I love supes