Now he’s sucking trench cock instead of those pristine Pride parade Johnsons. Leopard eating faces is wonderful.

LOTO is critical. RIP little homie.

They at least go to the same barber.

Jess just created LIEnix.

Self Retaining Rectal Dilutors ain’t too shabby either. A bit long but if RHCP can pull it off, so can SRRD.

Uncle Whore-ass was the life of the party

Fanning the flame with your spinning, stretched out ball sacks is a pro move.

At least half.

I have a cousin who spoke Spanish like El Chavo del Ocho because he only had access to Spanish channels in the US. Hilarious.

And the Guests are disheveled. /s

How about Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer?

That makes a lot of sense.

They get to keep one?

The “original” snowflakes. “I can’t drink from the same water fountain as a colored person!” Type of people.

I can slather some gr**se on them there gears for ya.

Saving the environment with electric car to later add an energy guzzling racist chat bot to the front panel. /nottheonion?

From: [email protected]

Perhaps. Or not. We’ll never know. Or will we? Perhaps.

Kimmy is in deep shit now. Just like Trump, those charges are gonna sting.

Looks like a wizard with a wand that just turned someone into a happy dog with an anal fetish. Right? Oh jeezus, I may need help.