I think “Jesus!” Is funnier

Does the Saudi flag just say Mohammed on it?

You are the reason nobody likes you.

Only white people? Probably hang myself or something.

Looks like a Norman Rockwell Painting.

Random official: Mr President, you fucked something up.

President Trump: Quick! Rename something!

Oh, no. A mistake!

Answer the fucking question, jackass.

Is Canada not a sovereign nation? Get out of here with that bullshit.

Fair, I only meant that he should stop digging himself deeper

Canada hasn’t been our enemy since the treaty of Ghent when Canada was still part of the UK. Perhaps you ought to learn some history.

Every drug I’ve ever done was explicitly for fun.

Wasn’t there a bunch of these “refugees” that regretted coming?

For most of the past century they have been. What country are you from then?

How am I being dense?

It’s fucking bonkers that he’d have still won 34%. Dude’s been in charge for decades.

I wish he’d been born here.

Ed, sometimes it’s best to just shut the fuck up. This is one of those times.

What county do you live in?

Historical enemy? So Russian? Glass houses, man.

Oh, yeah? Who voted for Brexit? Who voted for LePen? Who voted AFD? Who voted for Meloni? Don’t be so quick to blame Americans when your own countrymen are doing the same shit.