Recommend a good one?

I do miss easy access to amphetamines

Lol my company sent me down to Florida a couple times a year. They’d always have me wait around a day or two in the vain hope a load worth hauling would pop up. I never minded, I’d just Uber to the beach for a day. Free vacation! Unless it was Orlando, which as far as I can tell is just a swamp infected with capitalism. Never cared for Orlando…

Aldi’s is the shit. No bloat, no bs, just groceries. They don’t have some stuff, but for the staples you’re set. I usually go to the more traditional grocery store every 4th trip or so.

Ahhh but that was a preemptive race to the bottom. We went down on them before they could go down on us!

I wonder what the price would be without subsidies.

Poor dovey, you can tell by the dilated eyes he’s still bugging out. Give him lots of love!

Get ye back to Erie weirdo!!!

Poor jelly!

I used to know this retired Air Force jet pilot guy. He had an asbestos glove he took. You could put it on and just bury your hand in the bbq coals, hand didn’t even get warm. It was like straight up magic.

It was super easy for me, and I’m by no means a sophisticated user. I used the terminal a couple of times just to try it out and get some settings just how I wanted them, but could have easily gotten by without it. If you look back fondly on xp you’re gonna thrive on mint!

You. Are. Gonna… Love it. Go wild. But be responsible, have some coke handy to bring you back up if the H gets a little too heady

I made the switch a few years back, and have fucked with zero kernals. I installed Linux mint, and it just works.

Every now and then I’m forced to use a windows machine, and every time I go back to my rig, it’s a huge relief. It works so much smoother and faster, no bs.

It doesn’t slow down everything, because logging my data on my computer through my Internet connection just isn’t a thing Linux does.

Favorite blanket + heat pad? That’s a win!

Boner pills obviously

How the fuck are for profit prisons a thing!?!? How the fuck does someone own and operate one of these things and sleep at night?

I used to be a trucker. Drive everything east of the Mississippi.

Indiana has the dumbest drivers. Never have I been to a state with a lower average i.q. Idk, it might be an environmental thing, like in the water, or too many generations of cousin fucking. But something ain’t right there. They make poor choices and have a lack of self preservation.

New england the rudest, but they’re at least predictable. When they do something rude and reckless its always in pursuit of a goal. E.g. making the next exit, turn, lane ect.

The south has the most lackadaisical drivers. They just don’t give a fuck. They’re doing what they’re doing and that’s that.

The Midwest has the nicest most considerate drivers, and as a result traffic jams are far fewer, everything just flows smoother.

Morels are hard to mistake for any other kind. And they are a hoot to search for! It’s like going for a walk and finding treasure!

Idk, a few red arrows might have helped though too

Oh fuck. I gotta watch operation swordfish I guess.