This is the way the world ends.

You don’t understand how waists and hips work for women.

Women, amirite?

/s

Only idealists pretend futility is morality.

Do you want the shit sandwich or the bigger shit sandwich? Those are your options. You will be forced to eat one of them, any other choice leads to being force fed the largest shit sandwich. That’s the current system, there is no negotiating otherwise. The first and only available steps towards getting something other than shit sandwiches is by getting smaller shit sandwiches on the buffet and maybe one day we might get plain bread. Yes, you are the idiot idealist, you are refusing the reality of the situation.

That’s because you’re an idealist and an idiot. It’s not that, it’s a buffet of shit sandwiches and tainted ditch water in a broken and inescapable burning building, thinking otherwise is foolish, and complaining about the lack of club sandwiches and ginger ale shows a severe lack of awareness on all fronts.

Edit: Also, the green party is bankrolled by right wingers because the more votes they get the less GOP competitors get. Look into green party funding and consider that the green party has never convinced a republican to not vote republican, but it’s gotten a lot of idiots to not vote for the actual competition against the GOP. Look into where her money comes from and what consulting firms she pays before sucking yourself off about your political purity any more.

I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.

So, you didn’t vote. Congrats.

I said they are inconsequential, when did I blame anything on them? I’m calling them stupid and worthless, because they’re stupid and worthless, I’m not attributing anything to them because they’ve done nothing. They’re nothing, and they love sucking their own dick about how useless and inconsequential they are as an entity.

Hello mother leopard, I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I’ll be the hyena, you’ll see.

I love the wood chipper… it’s so bad.

The Machine God makes no such mistakes, to think as much is merely the weakness of the flesh.

+++ THERE IS NO TRUTH IN FLESH, ONLY BETRAYAL +++

+++ THERE IS NO STRENGTH IN FLESH, ONLY WEAKNESS +++

+++ THERE IS NO CONSTANCY IN FLESH, ONLY DECAY +++

+++ THERE IS NO CERTAINTY IN FLESH BUT DEATH +++

Way to tell us that you’re a toxic partner without telling us you’re a toxic partner.

You don’t vote, you’re entirely inconsequential, you don’t matter, what the fuck does it matter what some dolt blowing himself up on his pedestal pretends to think about anything? Accuse me of being right wing, call me Hitler, tell me I’m mean, it doesn’t matter, because you don’t matter. You’re nothing.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go fuck your mother.

Nah, your mom loves it when I’m mean.

Take it a step further and go fuck yourself.

Yeah, we’re all very aware of that.

Sucking your own dick can be like that.

And everything has cilantro on it!