Just off the top of my head, the seine gets drained about every decade or so and you’ll find mopeds, scooters, bikes, shopping carts. No river in the world is clean, you, like me, just picked a bad spot.

I have a love/hate relationship with settlement building.

Hello, I am Claude.

Plus the flex seal guy.

I live in a place where you either find mafia shit, or nothing at all. It’s like uhhh that’s probably nothing. He’s like no, this is a thing! Nah no it isn’t. There’s no way to figure out what’s on that. Just forget about it.

“go deep!” Throws perfect spiral of a football shaped Italian bread

Ooh that would help, as would have some waders, but that’s not the kind of environment where you want to get into the water. Our river also has 3 inflatable dams in about 4 miles, which I’m not really willing to test the danger of in the same way I’m not willing to throw snowballs at polar bears. I just think I may not live in a place where this is very feasible.

Yeah that’s why I’m hesitant to get another. Our river is lined with old broken up concrete, I wish I had a boat.

That’s what the union said at the end of the civil war and let it just continue to brew until it came back.

Well obviously he won’t fire himself.

Yeah, we were both pretty bummed, and I’ve been hesitant to buy another.

Yup, and they’ve been whining about that and part of Colorado recently. Lol gfy Nazis.

Edit: “recently” it was like 20 years ago.

I took my kid out magnet fishing and lost the magnet day 1. Got it hooked in some broken concrete I think.

Non-nazis in OK? Good luck. OK is just North Texas.

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Or at the very least owners of huge trucks. I have to drive super aggressively in my Miata cause I know half those mfers aren’t paying attention and even if they were, can’t see me in a lot of instances.

Lol who says he’s going back to Mexico and not el Salvador?

Are we rooting for homicide, then? /s

Significantly smaller than Costco, which also has its merits. There are some similarities, but Aldi is much closer to a normal grocery store. Especially the proportions lol. They keep prices low by being super efficient.

Oh you’re in for a treat. Their stuff is euro standard. So healthier than equivalent American product. Also it’s generally cheaper than the equivalent products. I don’t know how they do it but their produce is always better than other local stores. I’m specifically talking onions and tomatoes. Even this late in the year I can get onions and tomatoes as good as the other stores in peak season. Obviously not as good as fresh farmers markets, but still good.

One weird thing is they have German week and Italian week, once every 4 months. So that’s annoying but it’s good stuff. The other problem is that there are Aldi groupies. They have products like coolers, chairs, candies, air conditioners and stuff like that, that last for a month, and then switch to other items. These crazy people will buy like 4 or 5 large “portable” A/C’s. Which is batshit crazy. So you’ll get a run on products that people have reviewed positively. There are local and national Facebook groups of Aldi weirdos, so if a new product comes out Wednesday morning and some Aldi groupies tries it, and posts about it. It might be sold out by the time you get off work that afternoon.

However, all of their normal products that stay there all year are good too. So if you don’t feel like going out of your way to beat the… Strange people, you’re still coming out ahead. I don’t have a sweet tooth but they have this chocolate parfait thing… Omg. Those are incredible. Congrats on getting Aldi, you’ll appreciate it. Unfortunately you will still have to shop at Kroger for certain things as Aldi just doesn’t carry everything.