I thought an ax was just a deformed torus.
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I’m laughing imagining someone trying to eat hot soup from one.
All spoons are food shovels
Trapezoid. It leaves spaces on either side of the square lasagne for wasabi and maple syrup.
If you’re making lasagne from scratch, it can definitely be round. It’s pretty much just a savory pasta cake.
Just for that, I’m putting soup into a bowl like this:

And so we’re on the same page, yes, I know a circular cross-section would hold more soup without requiring more surface area and therefore material. I’m doing it anyway.
Don’t even get me started on tesselation, space-filling and logistics, because I will make a bowl that constitutes an entire FTL shipment on It’s own, but somehow also only holds a single serving of soup.
Before you start whining about that, you should know, that while I don’t prefer it, I am fully willing to resort to non-euclidean geometries, too, so help me God.
You could have just left me to my little square soup bowl, but here we are. Perhaps peace was never an option.
Best with sound. Funeral fact: this is how I learned about She Past Away. We now have one of their albums and are going to a concert.
Edit: that was supposed to read “fun fact” but I’m going to leave it for being topically appropriate.
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Thank you. I was just thinking how that looks nothing like a shimpanza. Maybe they were thinking of a shrimp panzer?

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I didn’t know sugar could be non-vegan.