“Sup?”

My thermometer, made in England, only goes down to -5F (-20C)

Good for them! That’s dedication!

Spheres of influence. “The western hemisphere is ours”

The US takes “the western hemisphere”, Russia takes Europe, China takes Asia

Everyone who downvoted is ignorant of this or has a different definition of alliance. Alliances are not always officially stated

Not to mention China’s support, through bots and trolls on social media, for far-right politicians in Europe, including the recently cancelled and re-held Romanian presidential election where Calin Georgescu, some random MAGA-aligned Romanian politician essentially went #1 on TikTok and TikTok “didn’t notice”

Also, Russia and China are allies and the US and Russia are allies

China does not support Ukraine. The US does not support Ukraine. China. Is. Not. Our. Friend. Even the map we’re looking at implies China is not on the EU/Mexico/Canada side.

The more I look at those downvotes the more perplexed I am. I guess I was too literal and sensationalist in my initial statement and people reacted to that. Good for them.

EDIT: I hope I’m not coming off as a ranting asshole. Needless to say, my gears have been ground

You should be so lucky

Unfortunately for you, the US-Russia-China alliance would win easily

EDIT: My bad, this was an oversimplified and sensationalist statement. I’ve elaborated in the comment below. I didn’t mean to imply these entities actually like each other

You guys are really ungrateful. Without AI, how could the White House and the far-right all over the world create propaganda for social media? /s

Haha lol

They’re weighing the “political consequences” of impeaching her, I’ve heard

No

That list does not affect him because he doesn’t consider those things to be achievements.

Should’ve just told him his dick is small and he’s a virgin. He would’ve cried himself to sleep over that

I’ll have one goo, please!

I’m just surprised they didn’t write something like “You deserved it”. It gets even worse than this, believe it or not.

Oh goodness me 🫢

Oh my god awesome!!! 500 other human-possessing aliens liked this post!!! I had no idea there were more of us on Earth! What’s uuuuupppp!!!

You’ve just reminded me of that clip of I can’t remember which middle-eastern dictator expressing his views on democracy and the average person’s intelligence

haha lol

Woohoo! Oregon trail time! Let’s go!

You have died of dysentery

Alaska is only 55 miles away from Russia. FACT. Alaska is not safe as a US state. The European Union must immediately take over Alaska and turn it into the 28th EU member. THIS IS VITAL TO THE SAFETY AND SECURITY OF ALASKA AND THE WORLD. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

And it won’t be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you’re too small to pay, you get conquered

On Reddit this post would have a depressing -7

On Lemmy I know that 8 people still remember Shoes 😆

P.S: Your shoes rule

Even insinuating that the law should apply to rich fascists is illegal now. All hail the mobster crime lords, may they live to lie, cheat and steal for all ethernity. Blessings.