Sure, I’ll try another game after the update. I’ve wasted more time on worse games.

People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses

Clearly they are all lying

Purt near

That just proves that God is an anteater

Ah yes, the key feature of rocks: literacy.

Nothing says “democracy” like a president for life!

What are the chances that we would evolve on a planet with the perfect atmosphere and biome for us to survive? Checkmate, atheists.

We cross infinity all the time. Git gud

Personally, I think it was quite rude of all of those applications to make the standard “break” command mean “copy.”

The only difference between an herb and a weed is how tasty it is. The only difference between a wildflower and a weed is how pretty it is.

Yes

Sounds like you only ever watched one segment of one episode.

Too early!

Bro it’s not even plugged in

Sorry, I should have been more clear. I meant that I was going to sever one of the HR director’s limbs and take it.

That’s why they cried

Also, is that a power brick in place of a belt

It’s not working

I’m already watching some of my colleagues’ brains turn to mush by just blindly doing whatever the slop machine says. I don’t want to lose my skills in the same way. Years from now, I’ll be ready to retire while the technical debt piles up to critical levels, and demand for skilled and experienced critical thinkers skyrockets; then I’ll have to make the hard decision of leaving the rat race to pursue my own interests, or going back in for one last job for a massive payout.

Or I’m completely wrong and I’ll just be deemed a grumpy old relic by then, and I’ll take my severance and it still won’t be my problem any more.

Ironically, this will lead to a lower demand for parking.

While that would hurt end users more than the customers themselves, it might eventually teach those upstream a valuable lesson.

That’s exactly how those links are produced.