Having more money would let me retire earlier, which would make me happier.

But I’m lucky and already have all my other needs met.

I thought that there was a study that showed limited returns on happiness beyond a certain threshold ($75k at the time, which is now surely well out-of-date).

“Six figures” covers far too wide a gamut. It’s easy to see how a family could struggle today on a $100k salary - imagine multiple children and a high-CoL area - but $999k is a far cry from that.

Well, we’ve got Soundwave

Nope, it’s not going back to the employees.

Also, she’s been donating billions of that fortune for years now.

This isn’t news.

Plus it feels nice having a USB drive up your ass!

Not my fault that they’re wrong.

Buses and walking still existed after that.

Right, and rural would be the opposite, anywhere outside that perimeter.

Are we supposed to know who this is?

They are literally antonyms

This really isn’t “remote.” We can detect the increased pressure from sand compacting against the object. It’s just touch.

No, download would be a down arrow from a cloud. “Saving” on a modern system typically implies a local cache paired with a cloud backend.

Which one?

I remember when floppies were floppy, kid.

Okay. How are they impacted by rules on urban development?

Congratulations on the drugs, I guess

Let’s be fair. Some of his voters are already convicted sex offenders and are no longer eligible to vote.

Huh? This story is literally about the man doing something stupid: leaving in unsecured, loaded firearm where an animal could accidentally trigger it.

I mean, I guess they could be even dumber than that,* but the prior offense should be more than enough to bar them from ever owning a firearm again, right?

… right? …

… What do you mean, they work for ICE now? …

If only there were a good boy with a gun