Getting a tattoo done and nearly burst out laughing at that comment which would have fucked it up lol

Nice one thank you for replying :)

That’s interesting, seems like a good strategy

Iran have trolled trump this whole time, I mean look at their Zimbabwe embassy account on x

So like do you go to another universe if you take them all together?

You’re welcome, have a good night!

Fun fact it actually is lol

Paywalled, anyone got an archive link?

Pretty sure there was a point in the call were trump spoke and then they ignored him and then asked for a comms check lol

I appreciate the info on how it should work, maybe it’s an instance thing.

Hell yeah.

That’s a better idea, I was wondering how one could “walk her down the isle whilst riding the bike”

Reminds me of when trump said: “when you see somebody walking down the street with out their legs, with out their arms”

Well he wouldn’t be walking down the isle then would he?

Lmao that caught me off guard

No Abigail is the person they are talking to

I don’t want to set the worrrrrrld on fireeeerrrrr, I just want to starrrrt a flame in your heartttt

Thank you for signing me up.

sold him your soul he’d a taught you to play blues guitar like nobody else.

The more I think about that the more it sounds like a good deal. No idea what will happen when I die though, do I just sit on a log in the woods as well?

Had to double check that this wasn’t an onion article. I’m not even surprised that it’s not.

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