This is funny because I listen to a technology podcast with a John Voorhees.

No relation.

Then you’re admitted to the ER and now you have a bunch of friends all paying attention to you.

Okay, Wilson Fisk.

“That’s one way around the ham limit.”

“Batter up!”

“If you insist.”

starts writing my thesis

The only girl he likes is mom and people who remind him of mom.

“Which one is cuter better manufactured?”

Plastic surgery is a plague in South Korea.

Pick up the damn dog!

That DVD is a collection of very poorly aged, jingoistic propaganda pieces about American history.

Probably the worst thing about The Peanuts at this point.

That’ll teach her. :/

The kids’ play area is very backrooms.

And now my turkey sandwich is a little dry.

Very different wizards.

This episode doesn’t age that well for me. Primarily because this is one of the primary reasons the “Humans teach aliens the meaning of Love” Trek trope exists. Because humans are one of the only species who understand it and spread physical monogamy across the galaxy like The British Empire spreading “civilization.” And in this particular episode they effectively exile the entire species from Eden by killing God.

It is an interesting idea because of how suddenly topical it is again with the (not-entirely) unfounded fear that computers and AI will enslave the human race. In this case, the computer let all but a small pocket of humanoids die off and used the survivors to power and maintain itself in an unholy symbiotic relationship.

I feel like the whole antimatter becoming inert problem was actually unintentional. It didn’t serve the computer and it didn’t take out the weapons that became its undoing. Just a byproduct of the computer analyzing anything within range. And the people saying that Vaal wanted them to be there wouldn’t have known better.

Another thing I liked is the canonical confirmation that the Constitution class can saucer separate. And it’s not just an implication, the original script called for it to actually happen before being shot down for budget reasons. They made a paper-mache Godzilla head to represent a planetary computer, they weren’t building a new Enteprrise model.

Kirk calling separation dangerous suggests it happens by blowing explosive bolts along the neck of the ship, rather than the locking clamps seen on the Galaxy class.

While I agree that the Toyota Highlander is uninspired, I don’t think it was created by AI.

:)

Same goes for this comic image:

Why not pick up the boy, who is not suppose to be on the tracks, instead of destroying a perfectly good train?

You Rorschach’d yourself.

That’s something straight out of Looney Tunes.