The classic method, claim you’ll create thousands of new jobs, butter up politicians, get billions in subsidies, then cut and run!

Seppuku

Why does it have human ears

Nurse joy please help, my onix has started saying racist things and getting really mad when he hears someone speak Spanish

I look forward to the day when I get bullied by Chinese teenagers for being a dumb monolingual American’t who doesn’t understand math

Truck nutz for your crocz https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts

Yes it’s personally made and I’d say it took maybe 4-5 weeks before I was able to write as easily as I can normally but even before that it wasnt hard. You just have to write slower as you’re learning. I started practicing it whenever I could. Even my grocery lists are written that way, lol

I hand write with a cipher. Even snoopers won’t have a clue what I’ve written.

Oh man I am never one to criticize other people’s tattoos, unless it’s like a swastika or something, but the artist really did her dirty with this one. It’s not even level and the letters are mismatched sizes!

I was both of these as a teen and basically still am. I’m also a confirmed loser so this meme checks out!

The messages continued as late as Tuesday, when he posted: “Perhaps Utah will become famous this week as the place a sniper took out Biden the Marxist.”

The world is lesser now that we have lost this great mind

I’ll hire my own gang to murder Walmart’s gang

I would never spend a single dollar at Walmart again if stealing was consequenceless

No lie, I would pay double for tickets to terry crews snow white

Pepto bismol

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He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck’s cat’s name!!

Sorry I can’t read this meme my phone’s about to die I’ll look later you never hear from me again