“There’s never going to be a good time for it. We didn’t have a lot of money when I had mine. You just learn to sacrifice for them.”

Motherfucker, I just ate ramen for dinner.

It’s cool, I’m just gonna be over here throwing up and praying that early onset dementia wipes that part of my memory.

I remember grabbing whole collections of NES games at yard sales for like $10-20. It’s wild how much people would just let stuff go for. And the general consensus was always that they didn’t know what they were worth. Like… You dropped $60 on one of these games, and now I’m buying them off you for $2 a piece? I’m just gonna hand you the money, try not to look excited, and walk away like this was a smooth drug deal…

Because when it gets pointed out for being illegal and evil, Trump can say he never had any knowledge of it. Vance gets thrown under the bus or they’ll find some other patsy to blame for going rogue.

Nah, all need to do for that is remember the port and left are both four letter words.

Front = Bow, fore

Back = Stern, aft

If you don’t get it right, I’ll throw your ass out the little round window on the side!

I’d definitely do this to screw with people.

“Your water filter needs replacing. Warning: system compromised, the bacteria are taking over. The water filter is fine.”

“It’s time to change your air filters. What’s that smell? Did you fart or is that just you?”

“The thermostat has been set to 69°. Nice…”

“There is someone at the front door. Looks like a cop, better flush that stash! Does it smell like drugs in here? Maybe if you changed the air filter it wouldn’t!”

Being a sociopathic narcissist gets you the rest of the way.

“Who’d have thought a convicted conman would commit fraud again!? There’s literally no way we could have predicted this would happen! No way at all! It’s not as though there’s a list or anything! We should have a list!”

“There’s a list right h…”

“FAKE NEWS!!!”

Nah, I was definitely wrong. I updated my post to reflect that.

Corrected and thanks for pointing it out! My fault for posting too early in the morning.

Agreed.

“Not a chance Hormuz opens”

Saved everyone a click

Gotta keep people stupid and scared. That way they can offer a cure for a problem nobody has AND distract them from bigger things.

For those who don’t know, hantavirus is contracted by coming into contact with rodent urine and feces. It doesn’t get spread among humans. As the WHO said, this is not Covid 2. It’s some people on a boat who came into contact with some rats or mice. CORRECTION: It IS the Andes strain, which is passable by humans. Sorry for the mistake and thanks for pointing it out. That does carry a degree of caution more.

Trained my body to have to go about 10 minutes after I get in to work.

Not going to matter much because the boomers will all shout “when I was your age, I had five kids and a house on less than minimum wage! You just need to sacrifice a little more!” and then it’ll just get shut down by people who have never experienced poverty, let alone even middle class life.

Looks cool, but looking at the preview pics, I’ve got to point it out…

This is what happens in a captured system, the bad guys get to enforce their beliefs absolutely. Objectivity goes out the window.

Flagrant display of a disregard or lack of knowledge of the basic rules and laws that define our government operation like this should carry the penalty of immediate suspension and removal. If you’re going to propose something this obviously petty and stupid, you shouldn’t be in a position of power.

Also, they need to stop using “deport.” The correct term is “exile.” Deportation refers to a foreigner being expelled from a country. Exile is the removal of a citizen from their home country. See also: Napoleon

Sure, the definition is “anyone they don’t like and/or disagree mildly with.”

It never wasn’t.