And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.

But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.

As a web developer and security dude: the site is broken.

Cool that you support tracking. High five. The site is broken. You just might not be aware. cool… Seriously I think I am just done with these lame ass forums. I will pine for the fnords.

You know, Reddit used to be awesome. And it just trained people to be useless dicks. Fuck it, I am out. I can walk barefoot and not talk to people for any comprehensible purpose just the same.

There are people who are just batshit blathering right around the corner.

That makes no sense. Just dude…

rofl, I think you meant disregard. This is cheesing me out with your disdainful approach to basic communication.

You see, you accused me of misogyny over a person I don’t care about, and do not know why anyone cares about.

Rather than validating her, you attacked me, while pretending you were taking some sort of higher ground.

So damn funny!

You do realize the definition of ignore, right?

So agreeing to willful ignorance?

It is important to note that alcohol becomes a dependency. You cannot dry out like Amy Winehouse tried to do:

It will kill you.

You see, alcohol causes the body to stop creating GABA inhibitors. Without these inhibitors, the muscles will use all available energy.

This is why drunks get the shakes.

Without these inhibitors, your heart is going to pump, your diaphragm will vibrate, and your brain will burn.

You cannot just abolish alcohol. You are literally lining up a death sentence.

Goddamn, I despise Elon Musk, but the author of the article and their web dev team all need to be on the firing squad.

Shit, as a text file it would be unreadable, and any text file loaded onto that CMS is unreadable.

So let’s call garbage garbage using garbage, garbagely.

The internet is truly dead, as well as journalism, and people have to wake up!

Nope what? Who asked a question?

Nope there was no misogyny? Cool, same page.

Here is a killer recipe:

two boxes of kraft shells and cheese.

one can of peas

one can of tuna

Cook the shells and cheese, drain, and immediately add the tuna and peas, and just stir in the “cheese” and keep it on low, warm, about level three on the dial.

Now, if you want to get “kraftier”, you can cook mixed frozen veggies in a separate pot instead of canned peas, which is much healthier. I add black pepper and sriracha to it, but don’t bother with salt because those damn cheese packets have you covered.

The meal feeds 2-3, reheats well, and takes less than 15 minutes.

I will also use ramen noodle packs, leave out the spice pack, use either spaghetti sauce or curry, add veggies: almost the same jam when it comes to prep. You can hodge-podge this. Usually I use to packets of noodles for myself, but it is way faster and cheaper than spaghetti noodles.

So, this one requires a casserole dish. Man, so easy: easy as cake!!!

1 can 15.25 ounces drained whole kernel corn

1 can 14.75 ounces creamed corn

1 8.25 jiffy cornbread mix

1 egg

2 tbsp butter

1/4 tsp garlic powder

1/4 paprika, but for extra spice punch, use sriracha instead

Mix this all into a bowl and dump it into 11x7x2 greases dish. Bake uncovered at 400 for about 25 to 30 min, test the consistency like you would a cake with a fork, the corners should brown. Double the recipe for thanksgiving. I like mine spicy, so use sriracha.

Loved this as a side for chili.

Pretty sure humans still use Photoshop, and LLMs are being trained on their work.

What end of an era?

Biblegateway.com is an AWESOME tool. I don’t have a preference towards any translation. Sometimes, I will dig down to the Vulgate or Greek. I sure as shit have to admit I can’t read Aramaic.

But you can put in the verse and flip between translations on the fly and look for commonalities.

That’s how I eventually discovered the Barabbas was Jesus, and that required me to get down to the Vulgate.

Oh thank God, I didn’t know if I was going to make it to the club tonight, but we are all going. Oh my god, except Matthew. Did you hear about Matthew and Hendrick? Total drama. I don’t even want to bore you with it, but after a couple of drinks in me, I might start being a chatty Kathy.

Without further ado, our ride is here so clap clap clap Let’s fuck shit up! Am I right?! So much fun. Going to be such a good time!

/now… can you believe they will get you home in one piece? I have proclaimed to be DD, and been asked what does that mean, like you have two dicks?

Dude. Oh, fairies. Some of my “besties”?

My other gay male friends just say, “I am not like that.” But we still support the fairies, buy beer, compliment them, fix their computers. I mean, if they are cool people, you know? Mean people are not restricted to ideology, religion, or sexuality.

But cool people are cool and it’s all chill.

I am not a troll. No I won’t get unhinged.

I was attempting, actually, to be playful and silly and wanted to make you smile.

part of it was to see how unhinged he would get

Literally: you just claimed you were the troll.

mic drop

I am not a troll. You are missing the point.

And with a name like that: dude, your parents were prophetic.

Nope. How can we even be objective on a subjective topic?

You, dude, are objectively wrong on the use of objective.

Objects you can experience, usually you can touch them. Physics, where we derive the subjective concept of “physicality” hinges on its objective conclusions.

This is an abstract discussion over a SUBJECT, which holds no mass and only takes up time but not space.

So you think I am subjectively wrong but you wanted to not speak monosyllabically in hopes you would read more intelligent than me.

Dude, I don’t give a damn. Have a great day and enjoy the weather while we got it. Internet warrior.

I can agree with that.

Look, I am saying that I agree with what Jesus taught, no question. But I don’t think he was a magic zombie man.

And I do believe in God/Godhead, and I am not a hard physicalist.

The miracle of Jesus is mostly that he helped people without asking for money, which the pharisees and sadducees were doing by order of the Roman empire, while additionally refusing to assist gentiles.

And the J-Sauce was like, “fuck this stupid shit. And fuck the Romans and their self-perceived authority to deny the basic commandment: Love thy neighbor.”

Jesus was punk as fuck. He refused to stand down, the Romans tried to twist the narrative so that his own supporters would be blamed, and made an example of.

But that holy spirit should die. Hence, fuck ICE. I will happily die to defend my neighbor, without using any force. Just an example.

But if you strike me first, well, I will take action to stop you from doing it again. Pacifism is not submission.

Oh, dude, Life of Brian. Must see. Relevant to the discussion and hilarious.

What a weird way to complement my humor. I think you have the ability to be funny, too!

Quite honestly, if I was handed that much cash, I would 100% go the Paul Newman route. Food for children, free education, free healthcare… damn dude, if I were elected President, I would be assassinated the same day. I would tax anyone with a billion dollar net worth 95%.

And I would also close down the military budget. Vote for me to be dictator, and I will start practicing Neo’s moves. I would be literally dodging bullets and would have to wear an anti-bear bullet proof suit.

But I would do it in a heartbeat for humanity. So much of this suffering is so easy to stop that it makes me sick.