C - chimney, chute
E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance
I - incontinence, ileum, inbox
J - jettison hatch
K - kegel-er
N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo
X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve
Y - young republican, yawning abyss
Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith
BART: “Hi, I’m looking for a friend of mine, last name Jass, first name Hugh”
Moe: “Alright everybody, I gotta Hugh Jass here?”
Hugh: “Hello, I’m Hugh Jass”
Bart: “Listen, Mister, I’m gonna level with ya, this was a prank that kinda backfired and I’d like to bail now.”
Hugh: “Ok” Bart hangs up
Hugh: “What a nice young man”
His name is Johan. You are his human now. You may call him Joey or “yoyo” or many other familiar terms of endearment (assuming you are familiar with the European soft ‘j’ sound. 🪀)
You must feed him nutritious and delicious meals, give him affection and love and reverence, and do his every bidding. This is the will of our (sectarian cat over-)lord. I wish you a happpy and harmonious life together. I now pronounce you Johan, and “Johan-adjacent, subservient sycophantic lackey”. You may now scoop his litter.
I am the very model of the modern major general. I am made of animal and mineral and vegetable.
I am Jack’s raging bile duct.
I’m enjoying the clear belly fat on display. The very same fat he has criticised career service members for having, those much older than him with far more distinguished service records and the respect of those they command. Wonder if Kegsbreath and Boof Kavanaugh shotgunned bears together back in the day.
Surely Anon is gonna show up to make a point about this. Some conservative politicians from red states are going to have their viewing preferences outed. Hopefully there is enough kink in their web history to embarrass them into rolling back these draconian attempts to control the populace. The few who have a staffer who’s shown them how to use a vpn will be exposed as hypocrites (not that their constituents will care) “vpn for me, not for thee”. I can’t imagine another group of people who probably have more controversial viewing tastes than conservative politicians. For all I know they’ll get off on having their kinks exposed, let’s find out.
The babysitter bandit (and the crappy little elves)
Lisa the lionheart !
Omg - and then the last bit is that they’re “really going to Disneyland” this time, but they turn in at the dentist!
Is this Bart going to Military School!!? And Lisa follows - great episode!!! Can’t remember the name, Lisa at War or something?
I feel like they’re waiting for Marge to have a disapproving response to something and instead she’s just disengaged and a bit apathetic. And doesn’t react. They realise something is really wrong. For the life of me I can’t remember the subject.
Oooofff, thanks for pointing that out!! Yikes - Birth of a Nation, dead in the water, terrible suggestion, strike it from the record, definitely don’t use that.
Birth of a Nation, Fledgling Nation
Edit: kind soul pointed out the shitty connotations of Birth of a Nation, definitely do not call it that!
His Mar a Lago makeover is in full swing.
I call the big one Bitey
He’s saying “I was paid to hold the opinions I espoused.” He didn’t speak them in good faith and didn’t come by them honestly. I think your comment is being seen as a distinction without a difference.