“Your honor, you can’t deny they helped with the cancer…”

I’ve tried so many times to tell my dad and mummy this, but you know what they say about denial… They still insist on going to the chiropractor.

She did Arials in the sky, then passed down a scroll of Papyrus.

Those guys aren’t even doctors. They’re one step shy of a pyramid scheme.

Punch Brothers. They’re essentially the peak of what bluegrass can be, mixed with baroque, mixed with indie.

Not their best song, but a good display of their musicianship.

“There are things I like about both sides.”

Oooh, my testicles sound so much fancier now!

“I hate playing games.”

Buckle up for the relationship equivalent of Gary Grigsby’s War in the East 2.

I’ve already seen them in several stores near me, including Walmart. The entire store was switched over to them.

San Andreas just felt like it captured the 90s perfectly. I could almost lump it in as a 90s memory.

I had a really love/hate relationship with the pinball stages in Sonic 2.

I didn’t hate V, but nothing has touched San Andreas’ magic for me.

Yeeeeah, I’ve had a couple of girls where I’ve had to say, “I’m sorry, I don’t think I can do that.” 😳

Oh, then which MGS opened with ??? (Snake? Snaaake? Snaaaaaaake!?) in an open hospital gown?

We talking jackdaws/crows?

Kevin is what makes it a safe place for my finger.

Yes, I know it seems daunting, but please watch this show.

Nice.

I’m saying they go back to the Win8 Metro touchscreen UI thing. With a Windows ME kernel.

What a joke.