Problem with being closet gay is that it’s easy to blackmail them

That’s a very thorough way of checking in on Mitch, Lindsay!

He’s got that energy of someone who gets home, gets tied to a chair and then has to watch his wife get busy. Donald’s main fetish is seeing people cuck, and Rutte delivers.

Nothing new. I the dude also loves kids and the also really can’t help being attracted to children.

He’s been sick his whole life.

We can only hope this becomes a tradition, and that - god willing - in a few weeks time, we can make the same with Moskou Mitch posting this about Dirty Donald.

Finally a meme that doesn’t mention Mitch McConnell by name.

It was me. I peed in your breakfast cereals this morning.

And the award for most drunk parents at birthday goes to…

(Probably just the mum, as we can guess what his dad what up to.)

The OP. It’s 32 not 31.

E: fine I misread. Im leaving it up so the downvotes can teach me some humility

It’s 2026. You can write the top voted nerd joke and still be dead wrong about the math. We’re in the “You’re absolutely right” era now.

Hello, welcome new denizen. Are you just visiting for the day, or are you intending to stay longer?

I mean they’re calling someone on the internet an imbecile. Easy win.

If you both don’t moderate yourself, and I mean fast, I’ll have to call the moderator in here!

No idea, I don’t really follow the news. I’m also apolitical

In before Belgium or Norway win the cup and DJT refuses to hand out the prize.

“You got to do me a favor though.”

You’re taking it too literal.

It’s just a “oops I didn’t know this wasn’t a urinal - looked like other people already peed in it”. This statue is real and is permanently peeing (facing the camera) in Belgium.

It’s paraphrasing that the USA team’s arrogance during this tournament, but mostly the orange pedophile having a sudden opinion about something he completely doesn’t understand. It’s laughing at actions taken despite complete ignorance and arrogance.

But mostly it’s just a delicious cartoon that echoes the world’s sentiment really well and works even if you don’t know the backstory of the pool or the peeing dude.