This looks great. I wouldn’t typically go for turkey bacon but honestly, if I saw this at my local butcher and they’d made it by hand, you bet I’d be taking some home.
And inb4 “why don’t you just eat real bacon”: I don’t typically eat pork because in the UK, pigs are typically very intensively farmed (in e.g. farrowing crates) and slaughtered inhumanely (using CO2 suffocation). Unless you have a good butcher you can trust with a traceable supply chain and who uses a less inhumane abattoir, it’s very hard to get pork that’s not had a truly horrible life.
Poultry / fowl generally have a less bad life in the UK if (big “if”) you get them from a good butcher. We still intensively farm birds but it’s quite a bit easier to get higher welfare fowl from supermarkets or butchers. That’s not to say that all fowl is “ethical”, but it’s easier to do so, in my experience.
As someone who has used FreeBSD on and off for 15 years, I’d honestly say that you need to drastically temper your expectations if you think any sort of BSD will be comparable to a Linux-based desktop.