tommy tuberville is making me laugh the most.

we’re really just living in a bad parody movie at this point.

saying this as a joke–but i’d bet it’s true.

that place looks like it cost a lot of money lol.

plot twist: she’s only dating a short man because he’s a nepo baby.

the fact you have to declare this obvious truth tells you that america hasn’t changed much at all. we’re just shitty in different contexts.

that’s only viable for people who make 50+k a year and spend like irresponsible assholes in a reasonable cost of living area.

if you’re closer to the poverty line, frugality ain’t gonna save you unless you live with your parents.

regardless, this rhetoric is just victim blaming. people should be able to enjoy a meal out a few times a week and some beer AND own a house even if they work as a janitor.

like, give me a fucking break.

sunscreen is a relatively modern thing. what a thoughtless post. asian women with a bob haircut can get away with shit like this because there’s always some geeky, american male who watched too many episodes of fruits basket to realize these women are just as fucking lame and stupid as your next door neighbor that thinks trump is the second coming of christ.

i issued a strong warning to my son about leaving the toilet seat up last night.

why was there so much fuss about gaming journalism when regular journalism is such a shitshow? tell me more about these strong warnings and that so and so ‘slammed’ another so and so and how this recent iteration of ai-produced pop music is the second coming of jesus.

why is this a bad thing exactly?

men want big tits or a big ass.

women want a big bank account.

we knew this back in the 90s but women nowadays wanna obscure their own failings and just talk shit about men all day.

i like big tits and i’m proud of it.

how are humans going to progress if you eliminate all the resources for humans to share experience?

imagine 20 years in the future where you no longer have a resource like stack overflow to troubleshoot the latest technology.

where is AI going to steal its answers from?

this seems like a dumbfuck gambit based on hopes and dreams. even if an AI can achieve what they’re hoping, it won’t know everything. they’re banking on AI having the experience and intelligence of billions of humans.

we’re fucked.

hey, scientist here. i did an extensive study on ram prices that tracked the cost of ram between 2007 and 2026. this may not sound impressive, because all i had to do was look at the average price every year, but trust me, bro, it was difficult.

if you think your average american can read or use microsoft excel you got another thing coming.

that’s just one aspect that ties into the real problem: we had so much ‘fuck the man’ and anti-corporate horseshit shoveled into our mouths, and look how the world turned out–it’s a corporate, gentrified hellhole.

not every gen-xer became ‘the man.’

but a sizable portion of the straight-laced, 100k a year set feel it on some level. the despair of 2026 america isn’t limited to certain demographics; when there’s a perpetual storm you’re bound to get wet even if you have an umbrella.

why would you compare the two? seinfeld is actually funny because it’s universal social observation. it’s a streetwise comedy of manners like curb your enthusiasm.

we’ve all been george when he leaves a dumb message on an answering machine and then stresses over it; we’ve all had touchy friends or acquaintances who cut ties for some petty reason. it’s often exaggerated, but it’s human and relatable.

i wouldn’t just question the taste of someone who doesn’t like seinfeld but i’d question how much awareness they have about everything going on around them.

some jokey sitcoms still hit–frasier and golden girls are witty. but most aren’t funny anymore and they weren’t all that funny in their day.

i’d hope you don’t get downvoted for pointing out the obvious.

people seem to think the internet is real life and forget that ‘progressive social media posters’ probably make up 1% of the population and then never leave the house on top of that. in real life, i’ve met more rabid skunks that quote oscar wilde.

this is a great sentiment if everyone around you is rational, intelligent and sophisticated. but they’re fucking not.

my mother terrorized my sister and i as children and everyone in the family knew about the abuse. but she’s ok.

me? i don’t get invited to the family BBQs because i experimented with psychedelics.

the craziest thing is how you’ll be prowling around wikipedia and find some entry about an unknown 14th century ruler who was physically deformed and couldn’t string a coherent sentence together.

and you laugh: look at those uneducated, slobby 14th century citizens who went with the flow of things.

then you see an interview with RFK jr. and you wave it away, because even if you notice how much he fits the profile, you think to yourself: “there’s someone in charge who would prevent this in 2026,” and get back to your tiktok feed of blonde influencers in nondescript luxury apartments showing off their morning routine.

"things are normal’, you keep telling yourself. there’s someone in charge who knows what they’re doing–some higher power to guide us.

nah, it’s only _______. but we’re not allowed to say that word.

pizza is one of the things that’s actually beat inflation. look up how much a pizza hut pizza cost in 1995 considering the prevailing wage at the time.

spoiler: a large cheese would cost $30 at menu prices adjusted for inflation.

you just get lower quality these days; it’s the same with so many other items. a pair of gap jeans was the same price in the late 90s as it is now even with a doubled minimum wage in NY.

but dipshits will gaslight you online being like, ‘actually, you’re just being nostalgic and nothing was ever better than it was now.’

welcome to the real world where those in power make up their own rules and tell us to abide by whatever rules they make up on the fly to keep us powerless.

"opens up about childhood trauma that came an inch short of being locked in a closet for 20 years or sold into sexual slavery.’

‘i’m sure your parents tried their best.’