an inescapable web of nested webpages of nonsense

Like the most annoying webpage from the old Internet?

https://web.archive.org/web/20030402051520/http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/

I’m pretty sure most of Canada is rural as shit and has like bears and giant moose and stuff. I’d probably want a gun in that environment. I cant really comment for real though, im in the UK and the wilderness is tame as fuck here.

I bet native people would want to do those jobs, but the real stickler is they’ll want a livable wage to go along with it.

I’d be able to pretend to look past all of that for that sweet cash money.

Not really, but maybe. Humans are properly weird. Theres always one

It might be something to do with the emotional attachment. We humans will bond with and empathise with basically anything, and we get rewarded with happy brain chemicals when we cooperate and build trust, so we tend to try and do it when the option arises.

In carmageddon they dont register to us as real people, they’re just fun shaped targets that spit out points, and we like it when we’re told “well done”

They’re not getting a vote. Big T was pretty clear about that before

I know im a shitty person that doesnt deserve to live, thats why I have to tey extra hard to pretend not to be a shitty person. All those charities, all those old ladies I helped at the shop, all the people whos birthdays I remembered pre-facebook, they never suspected a thing.

Won’t somebody please think of the children dogs

I’m convinced that most of the people in those files aren’t actual pedos, and its all a massive mutual blackmail scheme, you’re one of us now - ride or die. There will be a few sacrifices and they’ll be hoping itll be enough to placate the masses, but this could be the undoing of the entire structure and its going to be bad news for everyone.

I got quite into foreign rap for a while. I love the sound but have grown up enough to see what pricks actual rappers are. They’re either full criminal scum who need to be locked away, or they’re man-children desperately trying to act hard.

Foreign rappers though? They could be singing about nipping off to the shops to buy a pint of milk for their nan, I have no idea.

Lol my dad listens to that shite

I dont understand the rules at all there, but im given to understand the rules dont matter so much right now

July? God damn. Might have to block this guy, this isn’t the first time ive seen this article this session

I have no idea what somebody would even do with this power.

With blackjack. And hookers. You know what forget the pics

Souper

Very good advice. My main addition to this advice is to accept that you may never find someone and to find a way to still enjoy life. Bizarrely it will help you find someone.