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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 2 months ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 2 months ago

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Granted, it manifests as a coughing, orphaned puppy
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  Shit, I definitely couldn’t do that one. The paw wins.

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