@[email protected] to

The Monkey's [email protected]English • 2 months ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

53

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

@[email protected] to

The Monkey's [email protected]English • 2 months ago

Chat

@[email protected]
link
fedilink
English
2•2 months ago
granted, it is a titamtium diamond wall so you will die of insomnia

The Monkey's [email protected]

[email protected]

You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*) ^Strings ^definitely ^attached. ^Satisfaction ^not ^guaranteed. ^Wish ^will ^likely ^backfire.

1 user / day
2 users / week
41 users / month
410 users / 6 months
650 subscribers
93 Posts
921 Comments
Modlog