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      142 months ago

      He developed a gummy worm addiction and became morbidly obese, leaving the work force and receiving a disability pension.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        Awwww damn…

        I went through my girlfrriend’s cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen

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          12 months ago

          And everyone tells me I’d be an asshole for asking a girl out while she’s at work. Well don’t keep us in suspense man, story time.

          • Echo Dot
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            22 months ago

            That’s why you follow her when she leaves work and ask her out on the way home. She’s not at work then so it’s okay.