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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前
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WASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S. and international markets into free fall, President Donald Trump calmly reminded the nation Thursday that desire is the root of all suffering. “My fellow Americans, remember that attachment to worldly things stands at the very foundation of the illusions that lead us to […]
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    Botched that headline like a motherfucker. “That desire IS the root of all suffering.

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      Ackshually no…

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      The Onion is a satire newspaper.

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      Headlinese is an abbreviated form of news writing style used in newspaper headlines.[20] Because space is limited, headlines are written in a compressed telegraphic style, using special syntactic conventions,[21] including:

      Forms of the verb “to be” and articles (a, an, the) are usually omitted.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headline#Headlinese

      The word “is” is often dropped in headlines in general

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        This is one hell of a newspaper federation

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