kersploosh to Curated [email protected]English • 13 days agoVampiressh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageVampiressh.itjust.workskersploosh to Curated [email protected]English • 13 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•13 days agoAlternative option: atheist redditor vampire
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•13 days agoAllergic to sunlight, story checks out.
minus-squarejeff 👨💻linkfedilinkEnglish0•13 days agoAgnostic Vampire: Foolish hunter, I am far more powerful than you. You have no chance at success. Hunter: Yeah, I really don’t know. You look really strong but I’m really strong too. Agnostic Vampire: Ahhh!!! Your uncertainty weakens me! Hunter: Oh wow, this feels like a trap. Now I’m even more uncertain. Agnostic Vampire: Ahhhhh!!!
Final boss: agnostic vampire
Alternative option: atheist redditor vampire
Allergic to sunlight, story checks out.
Agnostic Vampire: Foolish hunter, I am far more powerful than you. You have no chance at success.
Hunter: Yeah, I really don’t know. You look really strong but I’m really strong too.
Agnostic Vampire: Ahhh!!! Your uncertainty weakens me!
Hunter: Oh wow, this feels like a trap. Now I’m even more uncertain.
Agnostic Vampire: Ahhhhh!!!