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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish0•8 days agoHer: “Bull. Shit. Nobody just walks to Mordor!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•8 days agoWell I uh kinda carried my friend a bit of the way as well. No, you can’t meet him, he lives in another realm.
minus-squareMîmlinkfedilinkEnglish0•8 days agoNah. To Mordor is fine. One just simply doesn’t walk into Mordor though.
minus-squareKaryoplasmalinkfedilinkEnglish0•edit-28 days agoImagine enjoying a Sunday walk in Gondor, but you slip and accidentally cross Mordor’s border and now you have incurred the wrath of Sauron.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•8 days ago“I didn’t just walk into Mordor. I’ve also walked from Mordor back home.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•8 days agoWell they took the eagle to rivendell but it was uphill both ways.
Her: “Bull. Shit. Nobody just walks to Mordor!”
Well I uh kinda carried my friend a bit of the way as well. No, you can’t meet him, he lives in another realm.
Nah. To Mordor is fine. One just simply doesn’t walk into Mordor though.
Imagine enjoying a Sunday walk in Gondor, but you slip and accidentally cross Mordor’s border and now you have incurred the wrath of Sauron.
“I didn’t just walk into Mordor. I’ve also walked from Mordor back home.”
Didn’t they fly by eagle?
Well they took the eagle to rivendell but it was uphill both ways.