THE KING VS. THE KING OF THE DEAD
An aging Elvis Presley and an African-American “JFK” stay in a nursing home where nothing much happens - that is, until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.
All opinions are valid about this movie. That’s one of the things that makes it such a great movie: it can be anything to anyone.
Wife’s a huge fan of it, and I generally like Coscarelli. But this did nothing for me.