A United Airlines plane was forced into an emergency landing after it caught fire after a rabbit was reportedly sucked into its engine.
The flight in the US issued an alert following a “giant fireball” after the reportedly got stuck in the plane’s engine before take off.
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The plane was turned around after around 75 minutes in the air and landed safely. There were no reports of injuries.
Why is no-one asking how
Midair collision after the rabbit took off from O’Hare airport.
Plane was on the ground, and the rabbit was just crossing the runway to get some tax-free perfume for the missus
Flying rabbit obviously.
Once those jet engines spool up they suck harder than your mother. Spook the rabbit, make it jump, schwoopbangbangbang