Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Would you pet a cat for $800?

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Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

$800 to pet a cat. The cat likes being petted and his name is Jim.

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16•1 year ago
Fuck no, that’s way too much.

I’ll pay $801 to pet the cat!
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  10•1 year ago
  I like where this is going. $801.01 to pet the cat.
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    6•1 year ago
    $801.01 and 1 peso
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      10•1 year ago
      $801.01, 1 peso, and some bellybutton lint
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        1 year ago
        And we have a winner 🏆, folks!!

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