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ACAB (All Cops Are Birdfood)
Pig: I AM IN CHARGE HERE!
eagles attack
Wizard: Do you feel in charge?
That’s a frighteningly large number of eagles. Like an apocalyptic number.
And he’s only using 1% of them
Its over 9000!
Play stupid games…
Fuck with a wizard, get the incantation of Empowered Resist Arrest
Is that the master of mud wizard of lüzerath?
I would love to see the video these screenshots are from, if it’s real. But I do suspect that it’s made with ai…
You never been to bald eagle beach where mysteriously 1% of all bald in the US just chill with their wizard king?
I’d believe this scenario could happen in basically southern Alaska, possibly BC along the coast.
Bald Eagles actually do chill like this on the beaches over there, and we got -0800 on the bodycam stamp that indicates PST/PDT, pacific timezone.
Yeah, the outfits look like Juneau police outfits:
I can’t find an actual news article or event, but… 2024-01-08 would be Jan 8th 2024 by US date format, 14:43:13 = 2:43pm… small amount of snow on the pebble filled beach… you can see other islands or what not across the water…
… Yeah, seems like it could be Juneau, or thereabouts, to me.
Yeah, seems plausible it’s real. Also plausible that a group of wild animals would confront an unknown figure acting aggressively while ignoring a calm familiar figure.
Counting the camera guy that’s 3 people total which narrows it down to only one or two places in Alaska.
Hahahahahahah!
Yeah, AI for sure. The branches to the left seem to disappear, for one.
Those eagles are also super small for a bird that typically has a 6 to 7ft wing span
To me, this sounds more like a druid than a wizard.
Officer: You’re under arrest.
Druid: You have my rapt(ors’) attention.
I never said the druid was any good at puns.
You called?
Also my puns are fine >:c 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
lol or a “woodzard” as the Druid in a dnd campaign I did called himself
Now I want to assemble a wizard counsel… with him and the German Mud Wizard… wooloolooooo!
It’s wizard time mutherfucker! Fireball!
Mud wizard needs to be jail breaked first
Last I heard he was free.
I tried that once and now my mud wizard is bricked.
He’s not in jail. His mud wizard antics got him a fine of ~4000€.
Oh yaay. I didnt follow the trial
Oof. I’m no expert on wizard law outside the Territories of Skeent, but in most jurisdictions, assault with a deadly familiar on a law enforcement officer can get you a few hundred years in prism.
caleb widogasts backstory in cliffs notes form
A Critical Role reference? In the fediverse? Nein! (Doch! Oh.)
The eagles! The eagles have come!
I didn’t have my glasses on yet when I first opened my phone this morning, took me a second to realize it wasn’t the cop’s arm coming off.
What possible cause could you have to disturb a man and his 200 eagles?
A severe lack of self preservation?
This is ai!
“Man Turns Himself in after saying he felt love for the first time” is a common title for the posting, and all the following story blurbs are the exact same, usually with the poster confirming that it’s ai in the comments as well (and then trying to defend it)It’s dangerous out there! This would be real neat if it had happened >.<
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