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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

This sucks.

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    This girl looks like good wife material. She knows how to save money.

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      $40 is $40… Go hit them streets.

  • one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Siphon out every remaining ounce of your soul. And you’d better be grateful for it.

  • menjoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Is that the forced to drink milk girl?

    • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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      9 days ago

      Maybe? Probably not… I dunno.

      • Goodbye_bluesky@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        You are a horny little goblin aren’t you? I have seen you horny posting twice in the last 5mins

        • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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          Little goblin? Or a fancy goblin?

        • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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          9 days ago

          Those are rookie numbers.

        • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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          9 days ago

          Haha, maybe, just a little bit… 🫣

          (I’ve been posting other stuff too!)

    • FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      My mind went to the same place.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Siphoning doesn’t work unless you and the hose are underneath the level of fuel/liquid in the tank.

    Don’t ask how I know this, but I should probably call her…

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      First you sip it, then close the hose with your thumb. Then you move the hose down. You’re not lying on the ground as you do this, are you?

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        Sip it? That’s not a straw, that’s a garden hose, and she’s standing up. She’d be trying to suck something like the volume and weight of like a quarter gallon to even fill the hose up.

        From a standing position, that would be one hell of a feat, and probably lungs slap full of gasoline fumes. No I wouldn’t be lying on the ground to start a siphon, but I definitely would start in a crouching position so as to not have to fight all the weight of the volume of fuel to fill the hose.

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      Because it’s basic physics?

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Yes, but you do it like this until the gas level is near the end, then cover the end, and then put the end in your storage vessel and remove your thumb.

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      Doesn’t anyone know about one-way valves that are weighted and can be giggled, to draw fuel out? They’ve been around for decades.

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