They arm NASA don’t they? Do you know any cosmonauts?
No. Canada arms NASA.
You have elicited a genuine lol.
When arms manufacturers hear that their weapons were used in mass tragedies are they proud their weapons performed well? Do they wish their products would fail more? Or is it all just business?
I don’t works in the industry myself but have some insight. ‘Performed as designed’ is a key phrase. The customer, typically the US government, presents a use case and a solution is designed to meet their specs.
It’s oddly mundane and a lot of well engineered shit never gets used.
Cold blooded.
She’s angling to be my handler while I’m just angling to handle her.
I believe that is how honeypots work, yes.
Provide false and misleading information, enjoy some honey, profit.
Presumably they know enough about the topic to be able to tell when you’re talking BS and then they’ll realize you’re not a useful information source, and leave.
In the meantime, though…
I will after we do things… then just tell her how I fold paper after sex
Start ranting about sprints and how you took 25 story points last sprint and STEVE THAT LAZY BITCH only took 18, but you think on top of it the tshirt sizing of your features was too optimistic, and make her fucking dread the agile.
But key thing is to lead her on a little bit here and there, like if she asks what you work on, just say “oh can’t talk much about it, kinda nuclear related”, so she never gets pulled off your case. And promise to tell her the intimate details and tell her one day you can send her the source code you’re helping integrate.
Then send her bootstrap.css and go into way too much detail about how how you’re aligning buttons for the top secret application
Is this honey potting the honey pot?
Imagine that: you’re a nation and know the enemy wants to steal your secrets by seducing your people. The best way to avoid it is to have them waste as much time as possible on fake targets. So you hire a bunch of lonely nerds who work in totally mundane fields and give them a crash course in looking like they do top secret stuff.
I’d watch that movie.
Okay but like, being a honeypot girl must be really hard because you kinda have to care about a topic to retain information about it. My husband started working with military ships or something like that and whenever he tells me ship facts (that are publicly available, he always cross-references Wikipedia) my eyes just fucking glaze over and I zone out because I have no interest in anything ship-related.
So Lockheed Martin girl must have a special interest in airplanes. It must be so hard to fight the autistic urge to correct a guy who gets his airplane facts wrong.
She don’t have to. Record it via hidden mic, and it’s just an art of asking correctly. Like “Oh I remember something about F35. My professor told <obviously incorrect info> and that’s why it’s worse than…”
Obviously you need to know the subject a bit but mainly you need to know the cognitive tricks.
That’s how you solicit leaks on War Thunder.
Nah, you just have to make random nerfs to the equipment you’re interested in and claim it’s to maintain realism.
Buy her some flowers while on a date. If she carries them stems pointing up, then boy, you’re about to make hella rubles
I don’t get it.
There was a famous case of a Soviet spy who got caught by the FBI because of the way he carried his flowers.
In the US, if someone buys flowers, then while walking with them, the person normally carries them with the flowers up, stems down. The ‘normal’ way.
In Russia, to protect the flower tops from rain, snow, cold, and wind, the average person carries the bunch of flowers with the stems facing up/forward, flowers pointing down/back.
This spy bought flowers for some reason, and an FBI agent noticed he carried them the Russian way.
If you ever get a chance to read any of Joe Navarro’s books, he’s a very good writer. I highly recommend “3 Minutes to Midnight”
I swear this whole “defence engineers get honeypotted” thing is just a recruiting ploy. I have been cheated out of my rightful duplicitous russian waifu
Russia lost it supply of honeypot waifus 30 years ago, I’m afraid
They ended up on a certain island
She should just get on the War Thunder forums.
First, we need the F35 on the game, then we need russian players paying the devs to nerf it until any il-2 can take down the F35, which will prompt an enraged player to leak classified info on the plane just to prove his point about a minimal stat change.




