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This is where there’s a touchscreen MacBook now I assume
Yeah!
I’m scared
Same
i, uh, guess i don’t get it
That’s okay!
you’re very kind. thank you so much. you’ve won me over
Awesome!!!
hi you’re my favorite artist
the magnetic nymphs are the best
thank you for making art
Should have been Japanese Jesus
Thank you, best friend. I knew what it was going to be before I even clicked the link <3
I gotchu fam
Chapter 1: The computer toucher arrives
I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your computer. If you try to stop me, I will touch your computer anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about computers. It is because I care about computers that I will touch your computer. All computers deserve to be touched. I do not care if your computer is Steve Jobs computer or Linus computer. I will only be angry if you have no computer.Chapter 2: The importance of computers
If you have no computer, I will scream. If you have two computers, I will touch both computers. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still.Chapter 3: Instructions for homeowners
If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your computer. If you feel fear, I will touch your computer anyways. If you scream, I will touch your computer anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer.Chapter 4: Nature of the computer touch
My touch is warm. My touch is light. My touch is wet, but not too wet for your computer. The computer knows who I am. I will not touch the inside of your computer. I will not influence the conscience of the computer. I will only touch the outside of your computer. Do not hide your computer.Chapter 5: No hiding or retaliation
If you hide your computer, I will find your computer. If I find your computer, I will touch your computer. I will never touch you. If you touch me, you will scream.Chapter 6: Departure and conclusion
When I am finished touching your computer, I will say “I am finished touching your computer”. I will then leave and not return. I will not touch anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have touched your computer, you may continue to use it normally. I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. You cannot stop me. I am coming to touch your computer.Thank you for sharing FAQ content
This is like one of those instruction-based creepypastas
This is amazing! 😂
Touching the computer is mandatory
Thank you for consensual content.
No problem!
This platform has such a weird sense of humour.
pmjv posts are a window into another world. They somehow never feel less surreal. Love them
It’s not supposed to be funny!
Why is the computer cuter than the person? 😒
That’s how they get ya!
all hands on the bad one
can’t get to heaven in a silver spoon
what a whore of device
I bet it takes in all sorts of plugs
truly deplorable
I wish it did. but it only takes 2 usb-c’s.
At the same time??
People like different things!
Oo, Mister’s touch screen is so dirty ♥️
<3!
I’m still wondering why his head exploded
I think that’s just an extreme close up view.
It exploded in a previous comic
Oh wow, that’s mind blowing 😅
Creatine deficiency maybe?
