Joke’s on you! My slow cookers is on a dead-man switch! If I die, the slow cooker will EXPLODE!
Try to die in a hot tub for a special sou vide surprise
If you die while making food in a slow cooker, you are the food in the slow cooker.
If you die (while making food) in a slow cooker, you are the food in the slow cooker.
If you die while making food in a slow cooker, you die in real life
Same with grilling.
that’s too much too eat
walking off into the sunset with a wheelbarrow full of car batteries keeping the beans warm
The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke
Also too.
As well in addition.
What would my dogs eat first? 🤔
I don’t think the cat can get the slow cooker lid off but there is more than enough of mee to keep her alive for the rest of her life
There’s not much meat on me. I’d recommend cooking me low and slow over a wood fire.






