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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

slow cooker

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slow cooker

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    Joke’s on you! My slow cookers is on a dead-man switch! If I die, the slow cooker will EXPLODE!

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    Try to die in a hot tub for a special sou vide surprise

  • OneOfManyPerfectCats@sh.itjust.works
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    If you die while making food in a slow cooker, you are the food in the slow cooker.

    • FishFace@piefed.social
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      If you die (while making food) in a slow cooker, you are the food in the slow cooker.

    • Nalivai@lemmy.world
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      If you die while making food in a slow cooker, you die in real life

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    Same with grilling.

  • reader@lemmy.zip
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    that’s too much too eat

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    walking off into the sunset with a wheelbarrow full of car batteries keeping the beans warm

  • warbond@lemmy.world
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    The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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    Also too.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      As well in addition.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What would my dogs eat first? 🤔

  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world
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    I don’t think the cat can get the slow cooker lid off but there is more than enough of mee to keep her alive for the rest of her life

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    There’s not much meat on me. I’d recommend cooking me low and slow over a wood fire.

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