Big Suze was such a class act that she didn’t even bother to deliver a concession speech. The second she lost, she fuckity-byed it out of there.
BANGOR, Maine — Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party throughout the night but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.
Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech from Collins.
FBI was investigating her until pedo took office. Would love to see that case reopened.
Sounds like voters already took care of her. Bit extreme, but RIP

I’ll allow it
About fucking time. Collins has always been a spineless empty suit who just voted as she was told. She’d complain on one hand while voting yes to whatever she was complaining about with the other hand.
Couldn’t stand looking at her.
She really shouldn’t care. She’s made her money. Solid loot run all the way into old age. She enthusiastically fucked over regular people for massive personal gain. Good job SC! Don’t die any time soon!
I hate to say it but don’t forget about the Kirsten Sinema / Joe Manchun effect. Dems might have the majority in the Senate but they still have enough lurking Demuplicans silently willing to smear their feces on real reform.
51 Majority is an extraordinarily weak majority, 56 is a different story!
We call them DINOs , Democrat in name only.
They’re looking at likely a 6 person majority. Not that it couldn’t still happen, but 6? (5 I guess since they only need to tie)
Doubtful.
May I suggest the term blue dog to refer to these profligates, no offense but Demuplicans is a mouthful to read and also feels like it’s the name of an F tier demon from an SMT game.
DINO - democrats in name only
Blue Dogs tend to vote with the pack if they can’t be the single special snowflake. (i.e. the checks don’t clear as well when they have to be split five ways)
Point taken. By whatever name - they exist is the take-away here.
Time to lock her up for her crimes
She hasn’t learned her lesson.
Fuck you bitch don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
No more sternly worded letters from you, you fucking witch.
Now you can go fuck off into the woods of irrelevance, or just go as far north as you can and keep going to fucking Canada until you freeze to death the fucking arctic circle.
This lady will be remembered for failing all women in this country. May she faid away to obscurity…or prison.
Bye bitch!
Trump, whose net approval rating in Maine was –32 on Election Day and who lost the state to Kamala Harris in 2022.
Huh? 2022??
Was this article written by hallucinating AI or was there some other vote in 2022? Because 2024 was the election between Trump and Harris.
Could be a typo from an idiot reporter too. I catch typos in NYT articles all the time… Writing is a mostly dead art form.
Fitting that closing time is about birth and new life.
Took long enough but I celebrate it
“Yeah yeah, whatever, smoothskin” - Collins probably
Haven’t we all.








