Good to see positive news on the front page!
“You’ve been convicted of a number of offenses including rape,” judge Joel Bennathan said. “The consequence of that is inevitably a significant custodial term. My current view is that I therefore have to remand you into custody.”
Congratulations to Mr Brand and his future position in the Trump administration.
I literally just had this thought.
Oh beat me to it!
But yeah Brand always had these weird, creepy vibes and my wife was particularly switched on to that as well. She never trusted him from day one.
Well he is a self described sex addict, that had gone to rehab centers for drug and sex addiction. He also is charming with the ladies, and so probably always expects a victim.
ever seen his thumbnails on youtube, a crazy Homeless person even if you never clicked on his videos. and then your own intuitions were right later on. thats what i felt about his thumbnails.
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And Ukraine is reaming Russia’s ass. Also, students all over Europe are teaming up and demanding an end to the right wing bullshit. Brazil diselected the Bolsonary crime family, Hungary kicked out the decades long fascist humpty dumpty, Serbia took back control from their own brand fascists, and it’s been sunny outside these past few days.
Thank god.
Of course, it’s the season finale.
…I wonder if we’re getting renewed.
Do the Tates next!
And THEN I have a great many further names to add to the list please
Let’s make the Epstein files transform in to the Epstein TRIALS
I’d waive both for Epstein catastrophic consequences.
Oh baby 2026 is closing the season with some bangers
I suspected this would drag on for ages, having such a quick verdict was a big relief.
There’s gonna be a twist. And I expect the next season to have a shocking opener.
/begin me-too larping
Rapists should have their dick cut off
But then the innocent knife will get Gonorrhea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9ArM3-KJQ
Like this?
That was such a cautious click but I am so glad I did.
All of them should get the death penalty
I’m anti death penalty, no matter the crime
Most times rapists get away with the crime… so we are good to kill them, then?
Murdering thousands on thousands of people?
correct, it’s not enough, because we don’t have a justice system that’s incapable of executing innocent people. if you allow the justice system to kill people, it will kill innocent people.
There are worse fates then death.
…what if they don’t have one?
Those have the equivalent. That can be removed with a little digging.
Graft one on, then hack it off. It’s the only way.
Bye bye
I wonder if he’ll abandon the born again Christian gimmick now that he’s going to jail.
Watching him “speak in tongues” was so painful.
And I grew up Pentecostal, so that shit doesn’t usually faze me.
Oh no, him trying to find his favorite Bible verse with Piers Morgan was a kind of fresh hell I didn’t know existed.
Holy hell, I could feel the cringe through my whole body. This was way worse than the speaking in tongues.
this clip contains interdimensional levels of cringe 🤢
He’s just getting in character for method acting get him to the Greek 2
If anything, he’ll double down on it and add racism.
“Aryan Nation” type gangs are numerous and powerful in prisons and it’s not like he’s never allied with people just like them before.
In British prisons?
Yeah, pretty much in every majority white country and a few others too.
Just because it’s not the US doesn’t mean it doesn’t have white supremacist idiots who use Christianity as a pretext for their racism or that those people aren’t amongst the most criminal in general and violent in particular 🤷🏻
It’s not the racism of the country that’s at issue, it’s how the prisons are run. US prisons are a hellscape designed to cost as little as possible, where the prisoners have the freedom to do drugs, form gangs, etc. because there aren’t enough jailers to stop that, and the few jailers they have are easily corrupted. Virtually every rich country in the world has more control over its prisoners than that.
Good point, except for one thing: it’s not that there’s fewer jailors or that they’re easily corrupted so much as them having the corruption trained in them beforehand.
The for profit companies and demagogue politicians making the rules actively encourage segregation by race, ethnicity, faith, etc, falsely believing that it’ll make inmates easier to control rather than more likely to engage in violent tribalist behavior.
It’s also a headcount problem going the other way: we lock up way more of our population than normal countries do.
I’m glad he’s been convicted and hope he actually experiences consequences
The British actor-comedian faces a “significant” prison term when he is sentenced Monday, Judge Joel Bennathan said.
Looks like it!
Wait that hadn’t already happened? I just assumed it had because…it’s him. You can tell after he speaks a few paragraphs that he’s a rapist lol.
lmao Onion calling it three years ago. Fuck that’s funny.
You’re telling me there wasn’t a lengthy and well-publicized trial where Brand was acquitted, but then new allegations emerged? And, like, social media posts where the women got called liars? None of that happened? Huh. I even feel like I read a think-piece about how we could still appreciate Forgetting Sarah Marshall despite his crimes.
I love the onion
The world is healing everywhere.
