From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026.
Banned content includes:
• Strangulation or suffocation
• Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
• Adults role-playing as children under 16
Penalties:
• Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content
• Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
• Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
Does that mean, trump will be illegal in uk, coz he wearing diapers and act like a baby?
It’ll be a ban on anything other than missionary position next.
This, or bloody burning churches once some get angry, without releasing some
cumsteam.As much fuck religion, but some buildings and architecture is quite nice… could feel bad for burning that.
And the mandatory line “close your eyes and think of England”.
There will be sad wanking all over the UK this evening. 😋💈🎇😭
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