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Thanks it killed my urges I had since its NNN.
NNN is for twelve year olds, the rest of us know better when it comes to prostate health
Ok.
I hate you. I hate you so fucking much right now.


NOOOOO!
gods fuck, what a day to have eyes
(i bet that would feel amazing tho)


OP, never delete this.
I once saw a mother do this to her stuffy-nosed baby and hork the snot onto the ground. Then carried on with her day like it was nothing.
Know my trauma, children.
Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.
You’re a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.
Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
That is a great story.

Thanks, I hate it.
Also, quality shitpost.

how to suicide somebody else ?


When your job suck so much that anything is a better alternative.









